Ask the Monkey King
January 2012
90 posts
Can you describe the relationship between you each one of your friends?
Gojyo
Gojyo is a giant pain in th’ ass. He’s always chasin’ skirts all over the place and stealin’ my food. But I also know that he’ll be th’ one right next to me jumpin’ into a fight. ‘s kinda like havin’ a big brother, I guess.
Hakkai
Hakkai ‘s like…a mom. Not that I know what havin’ a mom is like, but he’s a lot like the ones I see in towns we stop in. He makes sure we all are well, he cooks for us, an’ he worries ‘bout us even though he knows we can take care of ourselves. I can always count on him t’ give me advice, too.
Sanzo
Sanzo is… Sanzo. He yells a lot… and he hits me sometimes. An’ he fires off his gun at me for no good reason. But… despite that, he heard my voice… even when I had no one to call out to. He pulled me out of the darkness.
[He rolls his eyes, watching when Sanzo puts him to bed and grumbles something about the monk being a big old softie at heart. He pulls out a cigarette and lights it up, taking a drag from it.
are you done yet? or are ya gonna keep up that whining? get some damn sleep and then you’ll be all better and won’t get ME sick. i gotta make sure i stay in good health for the ladies and all.
[He winks. Isn’t he charming?]
Sanzo smiles just slightly noticing the others embarrassment before rolling his eyes at the ever perverse kappa. He pulls the pillow off Gokus face and shakes his head. “You taking a rest does no good if you end up suffocating yourself. ” He says softly as he walks away grabbing a chair from the other room as well as a newspaper and sets himself up next to the bed. “And I’m not going anywhere till your asleep so get to it, you annoying brat.”
…. No fair you guys….
*But now that he’s tucked into bed, Goku has to admit that sleeping is sounding pretty nice. Gojyo’s cigarette smoke and the gentle crinkle of the paper as Sanzo turns the pages… Hakkai’s near silent footsteps moving about the room no doubt doing something to fuss over him later… it’s familiar, and comforting in a way he’s never really noticed before.*
*Goku resigns himself to his fate, nuzzling into the blankets until they’re up to his nose, wanting to bury in their warmth despite his fever already making him feel uncomfortably hot. Eyes finally closing as he takes deep breath, letting it out in a soft sigh, he quickly nods off clutching at the blankets and pillow with slack fists.*
/flips your fridge over
FIEND. MONSTER. SONOVABITCH.
Let's say you and the other three are trapped in cave and have ran out of food. The only way to survive is to eat one of the others. Who would you eat?
None of them! I’d use all my strength ‘n smash my way out of th’ cave! I hate caves, I wouldn’t let us stay in there long enough t’ run out of food!
‘sides none of them seem very tasty…
WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE
Uuuhm… I’m not sure! Is there somethin’ special that makes people… ‘a-dor-able’?
But ‘adorable’ is a good thing, right? Sankyuu, lady!
Ask the Monkey King: ‘m not feelin’ all that good…
[He rolls his eyes at the insult, a little too worried to pay it much mind.]
i can too if you’re gonna be a stupid monke-
[He cuts himself off when Goku wobbles and puts an arm around him, more or less holding him up. He grumbles.]
you stupid monkey. you gonna go to bed now?
“Stupid chimp..” He mutters as he walks over to them and grabs Goku throwing him over his shoulder. “You’re going to bed.” He insisted dragging him off to the bed and setting him on it. He mumbled something about being a stubborn brat as he tucked him in.
No ‘m— *He’s about to weakly protest, wiggling in Gojyo’s hold just to be a pain, despite being secretly quite thankful the other is supporting him… but then Sanzo comes over and slings him over his shoulder with ease*
…Eh?
*It takes a second for Goku to realize what’s happened, and by then his face goes even more pink in embarrassment, and he flails about uselessly*
ACK! NO! SANZO! PUT ME DOOOWN— OOF!
*He is promptly dropped on the bed and has the covers thrown over him. Growling, Goku pokes his head out from under the blankets, clutching at them, about to yell, but the look on Sanzo’s face makes him stop, and he watches with a flushed face as his caretaker tucks him in like a child. Embarrassed and warm and full of bubbling other emotions, the youth grabs the nearest pillow and hides his face with it, loudly complaining into the fabric about how annoying and motherly his companions are being and this is so stupid he’ll be better in no time and why’d you guys have to treat him like a kid and and and…*
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You’re turning down food? Now I know you are sick. You’re body needs rest. It’s the only way you’re going to get better.
-gives Goku a stern look-
I don’t want to hear any arguments Goku. Get into bed and I mean now.
((You’re welcome. Hopefully! Feeling sick is no fun. :P ))
(OOC; Eep, feel better <3)
well shit, no food? yeah get your ass to bed, monkey. go on.-peers into the room and smiles a bit though he turns to a stern glare before anyone could notice - To bed, Goku.
Uwaaaah, but—!
*Chokes back his complaints, because Hakkai glaring can be pretty damn intimidating…! He bites his lip nervously under that look, but when Goyjo pipes up Goku’s found a diversion and is about to say something to spark an argument (that will keep him from going to bed, right?), but under Sanzo’s orders he freezes once again. The youth pouts, face flushed with slight fever.*
You guuuys, ‘s no fair you’re teamin’ up on me now! ‘s probably nothin’! I’ll feel better once we’re kickin’ demon ass again or—!
[Groaning.]
don’t be a stubborn little shit, monkey.
[He puts a hand on his shoulder and steers him toward where his bed is.]
go, or i’ll kick your little monkey ass and make you go.
[He grins, ever the jokester, even if he is a little worried about the damn chimp.]
*Huffs, starts digging his feet into the ground to be a pain, squinting his eyes through the headache and irritation at being told what to do*
No! Stupid kappa, you can’t tell me what to…
*suddenly wobbles, eyes glazed from sickness, nearly falling over*
U-uugh… w-whoa… room’s all wonky…!
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You’re turning down food? Now I know you are sick. You’re body needs rest. It’s the only way you’re going to get better.
-gives Goku a stern look-
I don’t want to hear any arguments Goku. Get into bed and I mean now.
((You’re welcome. Hopefully! Feeling sick is no fun. :P ))
(OOC; Eep, feel better <3)
well shit, no food? yeah get your ass to bed, monkey. go on.-peers into the room and smiles a bit though he turns to a stern glare before anyone could notice - To bed, Goku.
Uwaaaah, but—!
*Chokes back his complaints, because Hakkai glaring can be pretty damn intimidating…! He bites his lip nervously under that look, but when Goyjo pipes up Goku’s found a diversion and is about to say something to spark an argument (that will keep him from going to bed, right?), but under Sanzo’s orders he freezes once again. The youth pouts, face flushed with slight fever.*
You guuuys, ‘s no fair you’re teamin’ up on me now! ‘s probably nothin’! I’ll feel better once we’re kickin’ demon ass again or—!
'm not feelin' all that good...
‘m head hurts… ‘n my stomach… ‘s too warm too… I dun like thisss…
((OOC: I’ve been feeling rather fluish today, so sorry for my lack of activity today. Goku’s not feeling all that great either evidently, so beware of a sickish monkey for the next couple of hours!))
Oh no. It sounds like you’ve caught something. It that’s the case I want you to stay in bed, Goku. I’ll bring you some tea and something warm to eat.
We should nip this in the butt before it gets any worst.
((I’m sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I hope you start feeling better soon.))
But… but bed is so boooorin’! Do I have ‘ta? I mean, even if I get some of your tasty cookin’—
*begins to pout, but turns a little pale when food is mentioned, sways a bit where he stands*
Uh… actually… y’don’t need to bring me any thin’ to eat, Hakkai… ‘s okay…
((Thank you! I brought it on myself, but hopefully I’ll be better tomorrow.))
'm not feelin' all that good...
‘m head hurts… ‘n my stomach… ‘s too warm too… I dun like thisss…
((OOC: I’ve been feeling rather fluish today, so sorry for my lack of activity today. Goku’s not feeling all that great either evidently, so beware of a sickish monkey for the next couple of hours!))
